September 9, 2010, Thursday

Portal:Golgo Island Villains

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[edit] Villains (or (Un)named player figures)

Sometimes, the aforementioned creatures will be controlled by a player for the whole game. Either because their hero(es) are supported by those creatures for some reason (like, they can speak to the animals of the jungle, or have given a local tribe shiny presents) or because they play the bad guys – and bad guys bent on ultimate domination always have anonymous henchmen or funny creatures around them.


[edit] The Banana Tyrant

The Banana Tyrant is an infamous criminal with the brains of a thousand geniuses and part time Intergalactic Dictator with the guts of a thousand torturers and the madness of a thousand megalomaniacs. He sought refuge on Golgo Island as the Galactic Federation pursue him in retribution for him turning the inhabitants of Xanthos IV into cannibal monkey nuns and various mischievous crimes, such as fraud, possession of drugs, speeding, ship theft, inter-species rape, drinking, pot-smoking, drinking and pot-smoking at the wheel in hyperspacial drive, assault, shoplifting, crookery, nookery, impersonating a member of the Quallafax Royal Family, inventing illegal death rays, inventing giant three legged giant robot penguins with illegal death rays, devouring a parking warden and using the whole of the Thex-Stigma Quadrant as his personal brothel.

It is commonly admitted that he is not a very nice person.

Beheaded and left for dead one year ago as he was trying to escape Golgo Island on board of a stolen Federation Spacecraft, his body was never found.

Now he returns with a vengeance, and he’s pissed at the world! Bigger, tougher, stronger, smarter, and more angry than ever, he is about to unleash his wrath on the poor souls of the cursed island, and to swat aside all opposition to his lunatic plans of multigalactic extermination.

Qty PP Description T Mv Df Mn CR
1 31 Banana Tyrant C 9" 3k3 4k4 4"
Ballsy, obvious, trigger happy, hard luck, 2 HP
WP Weapon R AV AE AET
12 Banana poke - 3k3 - -
32 Banana Raygun 18" 3k2 - -
piercing attack
Multiprofile: SP: Control 12" 3k3 - -
One Shot
4 Twist - 1k1 - -
79 Total Points

[edit] The Alpha Zorgl

From the far reaches of the universe comes the Alpha Zorgl. Keen on the mass nuking of entire planets, this creature landed on Golgo Island to find an unusually interesting fauna which he decided to spare. After careful studies, he chose various animals and human beings which he impregnated with his extraterrestrial semen to create the chosen race of hybrids that would conquer the universe on his behalf. That's how the creatures the denizens of Golgo Island call Zorgls were born - and that's why the genes of the mightiest heroes of Golgo Island are of such interest to the Alpha Zorgl!


Qty PP Description T Mv Df Mn CR
1 41 Alpha Zorgl C 9" 3k3 4k4 4"
2 HP, ballsy, obvious, vindictive
WP Weapon R AV AE AET
24 Zorgl Rampage! - 3k3 3x CC
4 Twist - 1k1 - -
69 Total Points


[edit] Brutella

Brutella, The Mistress of Night, is a powerful vampire necromancer as well an expert in the art of wrestling, which makes her one of the most powerful creatures on Golgo Island. From the Forest of Fear, she raids villages at the head of her army of zombies to feed on the living and quench her thirst for power and blood.

Qty PP Description T Mv Df Mn CR
1 42 Brutella C 9" 3k3 4k4 4"
Dodge, Coup counter, Vindictive, Frother Command, Hard Luck, 2HP
WP Weapon R AV AE AET
12 Vampire Wrestling - 2k2 2x CC
12 Supplex of Doom - 3k3 - -
4 Twist - 1k1 - -
70 Total Points


[edit] Pervo, the Gnome of Doom

Pervo, the gnome of doom, is Brutella’s favourite mortal minion. He devotes his existence to her service and undertakes the most perilous missions in the hopes of untellable rewards from his mistress.

Qty PP Description T Mv Df Mn CR
1 30 Pervo C 6" 2k2 3k2 -
2 HP
WP Weapon R AV AE AET
4 Gnomish fighting - 1k1 - -
22 Sawn-off shotgun 6" 3k2 - -
Multiprofile: Scatter shells 6" 2k1 2x Bu
14 Twist - 4k3 - -
70 Total Points


[edit] Mustafa Ramirez

Mustafa Ramirez is Renato Ramirez’s clone brother, though it may not be obvious at first sight. Unlike his brother, he was quickly found and indoctrinated by the evil political regime who originated the genetic project that gave birth to them. When they had intelligence that Renato was investigating in Golgo Island, they immediately sent Mustafa there, as they were convinced he was the most able to find Renato, so they could reunite the two brothers for reasons kept secret.

Qty PP Description T Mv Df Mn CR
1 26 Mustafa Ramirez C 9" 4k3 3k3 -
2HP, frenzied, vindictive
WP Weapon R AV AE AET
10 headsmash - 3k2 - -
10 headsmash - 3k2 - -
4 Twist - 1k1 - -
69 Total Points


[edit] Colonel Zanzibar

Colonel Zanzibar is one of the most successful drug lords on Golgo Island, providing all sorts of entertainment to the few who can afford his fine products – and enslavement to thousands of others. He is a ruthless leader and a fierce combatant whose personal army has gained increasing control over the savage lands, raping, massacring, and enslaving all its denizens on its way.

Qty PP Description T Mv Df Mn CR
1 36 Colonel Zanzibar C 9" 2k2 4k3 6"
sharpshooter
WP Weapon R AV AE AET
8 stick - 2k2 - -
18 pistol 12" 2k2 - -
8 Twist - 2k2 - -
70 Total Points


[edit] Ordurex

Ordurex – in every soul on Golgo Island, the name resounds since childhood as a nightmarish synonym for fear, death and torture. And it is even more dreaded as the infamous character all parents use to scare their naughty children does exist. Originally a super-agent serving the world’s greatest nation, Ordurex was always given the craziest assignments – he was the best, and he always carried out his missions successfully, no matter the odds, enduring the most critical wounds, and the ensuing most perilous surgery. Until the day when, as he was cruising on a boat in the middle of the ocean towards his next mission, the hundred shock troops that were supposed to assist him shot him down into an acid bath that was later detonated by an A-bomb. While men of a weaker build and resolve would have been blown to tiny radioactive bits and fed to the sharks, Ordurex survived. Propelled by the formidable explosion, his hurt body skimmed and bounded across the raging sea before finally reaching the shores of Golgo Island. After roughly operating himself using tooth-sharpened pebbles and cauterising his wounds with diesel, Ordurex fled to the deep jungle where he started planning his revenge on the entire world. Admittedly a defaced monster hiding behind a ludicrous rubber costume, Ordurex survives thanks to his devouring hatred and the abuse of drugs and various potions made from his unfortunate victims’ bodily fluids. His armies are growing as fast as his madness, and soon the world will have to face his wrath…

Qty PP Description T Mv Df Mn CR
1 34 Ordurex C 9" 4k3 4k4 5"
Hard luck, Vindictive, Glory hound
WP Weapon R AV AE AET
10 Furious melee attack - 3k2 - -
22 SP:Invigorate - 3k3 - -
4 Twist - 1k1 - -
70 Total Points


[edit] Nonoca the Mummy

Nonoca was locked alive by her own tribe many moons ago in the temple where she dared marry an orang outang. Since explorers from all over the world started searching the island for its formidable riches, it was only a matter of time before an unfortunate so-called archaeologist found the way to her shrine and awoke her terrible vengeance.

Qty PP Description T Mv Df Mn CR
1 60 Nonoca C 6" 4k3 5k5 -
Terrifying
WP Weapon R AV AE AET
6 Touch of Nonoca - 2k1 - -
4 Twist - 1k1 - -
70 Total Points


[edit] Max Rufus the Wolfman

The cursed body of Max Rufus the wolfman was imported to Golgo Island at great expense by someone with extremely evil intentions. After a series of untellable pagan rituals, the wolfman was once again brought out of hell again to serve a new master and his darkest purposes.

Qty PP Description T Mv Df Mn CR
1 46 Max Rufus C 9" 3k3 4k3 -
Terrifying, coup counter, frenzied
WP Weapon R AV AE AET
10 teeth and claws - 3k2 - -
10 teeth and claws - 3k2 - -
4 Twist - 1k1 - -
70 Total Points


[edit] Mikey the Zombie Slasher

Many stories go about Mikey, the zombie killer. Some mention an unhappy childhood, others an accident, others some kind of sentimental drama, others various kinds of intellectual difficulties… Whatever which are right, the towering mass of muscles has obvious mental issues and a fondness for huge machetes, which being turned into a human flesh hungry zombie certainly didn’t help.

Qty PP Description T Mv Df Mn CR
1 54 Mikey C 6" 4k3 4k4 -
infiltration, tough, frenzied, stupid
WP Weapon R AV AE AET
12 Death by the Machete - 4k3 - -
Slow attack
4 Twist - 1k1 - -
70 Total Points


[edit] Haxor Stratocaster

Haxor Stratocaster’s gang, “The Venomous Black Cats”, is one of the most powerful gangs in Golgoville. A success owed to very simple yet effective methods – Haxor himself is a man of very simple manners who can hardly speaks. Actually, he sort of moans and growls all the time, and kicks some butt and burns a few eyelids to illustrate his speech, which has proved quite sufficient to lead his mob of ruthless punks to a dominating position in the streets of Golgoville.

Qty PP Description T Mv Df Mn CR
1 34 Haxor Stratocaster C 9" 3k2 4k3 4"
'
WP Weapon R AV AE AET
10 Haxor boxing - 3k2 - -
10 Haxor boxing - 3k2 - -
16 Twist - 4k4 - -
70 Total Points

[edit] Henchmen

Be they slaves to the Dark Empire, the Brotherhood of the Great Golgo, the Cult of the Totemic Banana, or simple hired guns, those anonymous minions are ready to die by the dozen. Henchmen are hired in groups worth at least 60pts, among which one figure may be a leader. They must pick a close combat attack and may pick up to one extra attack (ranged or not).

Henchmen have no twist value and therefore play last when initiative is determined by a twist roll. When several groups of henchmen are involved, randomly determine initiative beween them.

Qty PP Description T Mv Df Mn CR
3-8 1 Henchmen T 9" 1k1 2k2 -
0-1 3 Henchmen Leader T 9" 1k1 2k2 4"
Poorly trained, trigger happy
WP Weapon R AV AE AET
4 helpless boxing - 1k1 - -
6 clumsy armed attack - 2k1 - -
14 Pistol 12" 1k1 - -
18 SMG 18" 1k1 - -
22 Assault rifle 24" 1k1 - -
16 Bolt-action rifle 24" 1k1 - -
Slow Reload